Due to the inability of certain governmental organizations and their constituency to recognize clear and obvious satire, the pseudopsychotic ramblings that used to be on this page have been removed. For the uninitiated, the prefix "pseudo" is of Greek derivation, meaning "false, not genuine." To make it even easier to understand, I will explain further: the writings were meant strictly for intellectual entertainment, requiring the reader to use deductive reasoning and critical thinking to connect to the appropriate cultural reference. Misinterpretation can be a blessing in disguise it turns out.

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